Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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