Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
where are you?
Hypothermia
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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