My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
