So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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