just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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