Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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