bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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