His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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