She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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