what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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