Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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