i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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