I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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