Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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