$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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