Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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