goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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