im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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