The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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