when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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