i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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