piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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