If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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