So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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