Non-Jews are for practice
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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