we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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