Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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