So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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