I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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