"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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