id be glad to
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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