Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize