i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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