it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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