He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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