Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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