Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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