I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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