Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
