I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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