2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I don't think brook has ever known best
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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