I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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