please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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