I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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