this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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