some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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