i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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