GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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