Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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