This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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