Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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