If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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