i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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