Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Who died my cat blue again?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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