I think i peed on brittanys purse
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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