so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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