Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Randomize
